yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
groovemeister-jared: lordoftheinternet: lacrimosa453: lordoftheinternet: nobody’s posting it’s quiet TOO QUIET I thougHT THIS WAS ME FOR A SECOND
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
When your name is in a math problem.
sodamnrelatable: I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS!
flowerpixies: urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful. we´ve been found out
nostalgiaultra: I dont even watch the news cause its DEATH! MURDER! PISS! IN! YOUR! EYES! A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story! THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER
tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees you couldn’t wear your own clothing
understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
odair: lampsarepeopletoo: the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza everyone likes pizza i think u need to reread
thidisolve: The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.